Search
One day I'm dead and in Heaven or Hell
By Gale Acuff
but still dead I said to my Sunday School
teacher after class but she only laughed
and said Gale, if you make Heaven then you'll
eat those words but up in Heaven (I re
-minded her) there's no eating because there's
no body but she said Oh, you forget
about the all-new bodies we'll get there
and the manna that God dropped down to feed
the Israelites so I said Well, ma'am,
there's no proof of any of that, they're just
old stories by old men in an old time
so she whispered Gale, we're in church so keep
your voice low so I said But He can hear
everything and then she shouted Gotcha!